So, you have an uncle who sends you eviction notices by email late at night calling you Ms. Killgore?

And your uncle’s phone that he uses for business (as listed under his name in the businessy email) is really your phone but under your boyfriend’s name as of yesterday but he just broke up with you?

And your uncle gave you his phone, failing to keep his number for his new phone? How inconvenient for your uncle’s business and all his friends.

You have an answer for everything.

Excuse me if I find the aggregate of circumstances rather fantastical.