😿 I am so sad for you and your baby, Sass.

Classical Sass

1 min readNov 4, 2016

😿 I am so sad for you and your baby, Sass. I am really feeling it because my best bud, Ripple, is sliding down that long greasy slope and it seems to get slipperier every day. I am in dread of the coming days.

Love to you.

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Classical Sass

Nov 4, 2016

Oh gawd I’m so sorry. Thank you. And blargh I’m so sorry. Fuck the stupid slope and its inevitability. It is 20fucking16. This is sheer nonsense. #refund 🖕💩

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